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Chelsea
Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could; some blunders and absurdities have crept in; forget them as soon as you can. Tomorrow is a new day; you shall begin it serenely and with too high a spirit to be encumbered with your old nonsense. -- Ralph Waldo Emerson
   

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FAMOUS FANDOM QUOTES:

Orlando Bloom: "Elf Envy...they all had it."

Johnny Depp: "Am I a romantic? I've seen 'Wuthering Heights' ten times. I'm a romantic."..."Captain Jack Sparrow is like a cross between Keith Richards and Pepe Le Pew."..."The only gossip I'm interested in is things from the Weekly World News - 'Woman's bra bursts, 11 injured.' That kind of thing."

Ioan Gruffuld: 'The arses on the trousers aren't very tight. They're very loose and baggy and I like tight trousers. And the shoes - the shoes have got a bit of a heel, and it's a strange sensation for a man. Especially when you're running.' He mimes a mincing trot. 'I am mighty Hornblower! Watch me run like a girl!'

Nicole Kidman: "I think it's important that we don't all have to hold our heads high all the time saying everything's fine."

Audrey Hepburn: ""Success is like reaching an important birthday and finding you're exactly the same."..."I know I have more sex appeal on the tip of my nose than many women in their entire bodies. It doesn't stand out a mile, but it's there."

Dominic Monaghan: "I won't miss having to stand for two hours at 4:30 a.m. and having freezing cold glue applied to my feet. I won't miss two-hour drives to work or long, long, long, days sitting in my trailer waiting... waiting... waiting. I won't miss glue in my ears. But I would do it all again tomorrow."

Scarlett Johansson: "I was driving through Los Angeles and I look up and see the biggest photo of me I have ever seen in my life on a massive ad space. I screamed and slammed on the brakes. I couldn't believe it. It's very strange to see my cleavage the size of a brontosaurus. My breasts were huge. I had long hair and my goodness, I couldn't get past the cleavage."

Elijah Wood: "I think being different, being against the grain of society, is the greatest thing in the world."

Kirsten Dunst: "I'd like to grow up and be beautiful. I know it doesn't matter, but it doesn't hurt."

Cillian Murphy:"I don't know if anyone will ever sit beside me on a plane again."

Billy Boyd: "Hobbits are a lot like Scots. It's all about nature and enjoying their land, which is a very Scottish thing."... "Strangely enough, the first time I tried to read the book I was on holiday in Florida. I dropped it in the pool my first day there. If that's not a Pippin thing to do, I don't know what is."



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Friday, April 28, 2006
I am PISSED.

But this made me laugh a lot.

 

Fugging Impossible III

From left to right:

Maggie Q: "Just don't look at him. If you don't look at him, he can't hurt you."

Simon Pegg: "I'm so uncomfortable right now. Why is he HERE? Shouldn't he be home with his baby?  I wonder if this shirt makes me look washed out. I bet it does. JESUS HE MAKES ME SO NERVOUS."

JJ Abrams: "I'm not even going to face toward him. I can't believe that asshat ruined my movie before it even came out.  I wish Jack Bristow was real. Jack Bristow would KICK TOM CRUISE'S ASS SO HARD.  And then Lena Olin would show up and HELP HIM. They'd TORTURE THE SHIT OUT OF HIM. MAN. I'm just going to write that scene for my own amusement.  Shit, does that mean I'm writing fanfic? Not if no one finds out about it, right? I can't believe he's here. He told me he wasn't coming. Jesus. How did this all go so wrong?"

Michelle Monaghan: "I wonder if I can just really subtlely back away from him. Do you think he notices how much I look like Katie Holmes? But he would never confuse us, would he? No, of course not. God, maybe I should pretend to be sick and just lock myself in my room."

Tom Cruise: "I TRIMMED MY BANGS WITH A FLOWBIE!"

Keri Russell: "Way to totally eff up my big blockbuster summer movie role, MAVERICK. I hate your stupid fucking girl bangs. I can't even look at you."

Jonathan Rhys Meyers: "Well, this is awkward."

 

from http://gofugyourself.typepad.com/go_fug_yourself/

 

 

<3,

--Chelsea.


Posted at 07:34 pm by Chelsea

 

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