<3,

--Chelsea.

I'M TOO INFURIATED TO MAKE A PROPER POST.

THEY CAST FRICKING DAKOTA FANNING AS CORALINE IN ONE OF MY FAVORITE CHILDHOOD BOOKS

AND KEIRA FRICKING KNIGHTLEY IN ATONEMENT! NONONONOONONONONONO!

Sarah, sure she's mediocre, but Atonement was a great book, and she can't pull off the character she's being cast as.

Oh God, what if Dakota Fanning's the lead? I WILL SHOOT MYSELF IN THE LEG.

<3,

--Chelsea.

Why are casting people so RETARDED?!
Why is Mr. Deslaurier's project so RETARDED?!
Why do I not want to go to school for the rest of the year?
Why do I feel ready for a nervy b.?
Why am I embarking on [yet another] emo crusade?

GARN.

Do not, under any circumstances, mix Holly Black and Libba Bray's live journals with Rilo Kiley. You will embark on an emo crusade, ALL BY YOURSELF.

That's right. Sans Balian.

<3,

--Chelsea.

I'm not going to make it, am I? I'M GOING TO BE A TEACHER GARRRRN. NOTEACHINGOMG. But at least I never took the SAT at 12. There's been a study that kids who SAT at 12 don't have kids. Scary, but true.

GARRRRRN.

I hate being dismotivated.

It's not even a word.

::facekeyboard::

SDfgusdgfgsdfhsdkagarrrrrrrrrrrrn.

It's true.

Je ne suis pas jazzed.

Bonjour, je suis une clotheswhore! =D.

Not looking forward to tomorrow Gay/Even Day.

I hate white people who pretend they're black. HATE.

And I hate slutty people.

Steve Zahn is my #1 celebrity astrology match and he's kinda really ugly @_@.

Le sigh.

To use a driver's ed analogy: let's say I'm driving a car. There are some roadway hazards. I seperate those hazards and continue on my merry way for a bit. Then, my car stalls on the railroad tracks and as I scramble to get out, my car performs a lockdown on me, and I'm stuck. The car explodes. And then the train explodes. And then the factory that manages anthropologie explodes and THAT is the straw that breaks the camel's back.

<3,

--Chelsea.

Um...no crazy websites. Too tired. Too lazy. Too many.

There, are you happy?

I am.

XD.

OMG I WANT A PUGGLE SO BAD!!!!!!!!!

Beagle + Pug= OPTIMUM CUTENESS!!!!!!

Oldie, but goodie. He's so cute.

 ::shrugs::

Ah crap I miss the beach now.

"You guys are reh-tahr-ded."

I wish it was Christmas.

NC was okay, shopping was great, reading outside was great, the weather was great, the house was not. I wish they'd finish renovating it because it looks like crap now.

Wow, I'm suddenly pessimistic!

BUT IT'S ST. PATTY'S DAY!! HOW COULD I BE ANGRY?!?!

WOOOOOOO!

Happy Belated Birthday Sherry! <3333.

Go look up pics of Cillian Murphy. I'm too jetlagged to.

Hope y'all had a good spring break!

<3,

--Chelsea.

Have a good Spring Break! Email, etc. Love you guys!

<3,

--Chelsea.

I saw this live, and now that it's online, I am very amused.

It made me cry with laughter. And I completely adore Andy Samberg. <33333333333333333.

<3,

--Chelsea.

Uh...nothing else.

The halter of my swimsuit is cutting into my neck.

I don't wanna blog my opinions on ze Oscars. Although my new life's dream is to write something, get it chosen to be made into a movie, and win Best Adapted Screenplay with whoever I wrote ze screenplay with. I WILL NOT BE A JK ROWLING "OH WHATEVER YOU DO IS AOKAY I HAVE LOTS OF MONIES HOORAY."

I hope Holly Black's not like that with Valiant.

Writer's block has become writer's fricking knife in my gut.

Ew...gut. What an ugly word.

I don't wanna go to work tomorrow.

Shut up Sherry.

Neko Case is back on rhapsody. How depressed can I be?

My bed still smells of that crazy body lotion I used two days ago. WTF mate.

<3

--Chelsea.

DEEEEEEP REEEEEEED BELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLS.

...of Materialistic Things I Want (more than anything in the world, Ron!)

• A Tiffany lock pendant necklace (::sighs in happiness::)
• Vintage pins for my backpack.
• Come to think of it, modern movie pins for my backpack.
• A nice everyday dress.
• The entire store of Anthropologie.
• Another pair of jeans.
• Posters for my room.
• Fendi sunglasses, model #306.
• CDs including, but not limited to: Cat Power, Rilo Kiley, Neko Case, random movie soundtracks, and some indie band I can't think of.

BECAUSE I'M LIIIIVING IN A MATERIAL WORLD AND IIII AM A MATERIAL GIIIIRL!

<3,

--Chelsea.

I really like Neko Case. I wish I could buy some of her albums before NC...I always have the strange urge for COUNTRY COUNTRY COUNTRY (as always, not popular modern country...either alt. country like Neko Case or crazy olde tyme bluegrass) when we go to NC. I'm feeling pretty jazzed about this vacay because we've got more planned (like the J.Crew outlet! =DDDDD!), so it shouldn't be as boring. It's so pretty up there, and I have a digi now, so I can ambush the scenery with my Canon! Yippee!

Aunt Merry and (Uncle?) Cole came down today. It was okay. We went to the Rising Sun Cafe, which was suprisingly very good. I love cafes XD. Anyway, ate, talked, et. al. Not very good conversation, but it was the first time we'd talked since the Fiasco. But Aunt Merry was asking what I wanted to do, and I gave my typical answer: "Something involving writing." I've narrowed it down to either Journalism (newspaper or magazine? Dunno.) and Novelization. I adore creative writing, but let's face it: it's not a "safe" field. Journalism is a steady job, novels aren't, unless you're JK Rowling. But it'll kill me to give up fiction...probably. It's just like...well, if I can't do that, then what can I?

I just feel really inadequete, I guess. Never published or anything, even in a crap school newspaper. What if I'm deluding myself into thinking I'm a good writer? I just...ugh. I wish writers were...not paid attention to, I suppose. But I want to be a writer who's kinda recognized in society...not necessarily like a socialite movie star, but more like...oh, I dunno. Recognizable? Admirable? I don't KNOW. I just know that I love to write, and there's just this...intuition inside me that says that's what I'm supposed to do. But (ah, BUT) I've never had any real life experiences, which is probably why I can't finish anything, not even the crappiest short story.

"Draw what you see, write what you know."

Know...a broad term. Know as in familiar with or experienced? I'M DEPRESSING MYSELF.

Watched Style Star with Nicole Kidman. <3 her. She's a redhead. The three people's style who I would love to combine would be Nicole Kidman, Audrey Hepburn, and Gwen Stefani (but not anything from her collection. Blech.).

I'd love to be a fashion designer, but I'm not that innoventive/creative/patient.

What am I going to DO with my life?!

And when am I going to get a boyfriend? Such a childish term, but really...I'M SICK OF FEELING YOUNG AND STUPID.

::siiiiiiigh::

Project Runway is pretty cool. OH NOES, I'VE BEEN SUCKED INTO CONTEST TELEVISION.

Well, t-one week until spring break. THANK GOD.

French Club was exciting as usual. I fell over. Amanda and I were dying at the water fountains. Sherry and I similarly died. Andy and I shared an insider on "Parlez-vous adventure?!". More exciting stuff happened.

LE YAWN.

<3,

--Chelsea.