Heading to the Wedding of '06 tomorrow. Drop me a line, y'all are full of glaciosity.

Let's do something when I get back. Sherry and Jamie have been MIA for weeks, and well...I just plain miss the rest of you. LET'S GET TOGETHER, YA YA YA!

What's that from?

Okay, anyway, adore you.

<3,

--Chelsea.

..I should have posted a happy sappy crappy end of the year entry. I couldn't be bothered. This year sucked too much for sap.

Summer's off to a smashing start. I cut my hair, and dare I say, it looks fabulous. My writing muses have shown themselves again, and I was a finalist for X-Press.

I know, right? I wasn't going to say anything until I got the Decision (due this week), but I find I don't care one way or another. If I do, fantastic. If I don't, I've got enough going on anyway.

So yeah, I'm not doing much of anything, but I like it like that.

<3

--Chelsea.

But still, contact me if you wish to venture into the outside world. I AM UP FOR ANYTHING.

Well. Almost anything.

THERE'S BLOOD IN MY MOUTH 'CAUSE I'VE BEEN BITING MY TONGUE ALL WEEK

I KEEP ON TALKIN' TRASH BUT I NEVER SAY ANYTHING.

<3,

--Chelsea.

I am an emotional .

Steel dragon.

I'm excited.

But I adore the Yeah Yeah Yeahs. They make me want to kill someone, while dancing like a clubber on Club Loon tablets. Shakin' my arse and all that.

In French, my arse would be m'arse.

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA-

Have you googled yourself? It's scary. Apparantly, I'm a British porn star.

“I can´t remember life without diabetes, ... It´s part of me and I´ve accepted it. I didn´t think twice about it.”

Chelsea Johnson quote

Um...that's not me, but it's really freaking me out.

“Jordan was yelling 'I don't want you to go anywhere near him'. I thought it was a joke and started laughing and she said 'What are you laughing at, you slag?'”

Chelsea Johnson quote

I am very entertained.

I'm also a track star, a real estate agent...and I'm getting too freaked out to keep looking.

___________

So today was the last day of Bio and English. I was tres tristee to leave biologie, and actually pretty happy to leave English. Only geometry and history to go!

I hate the end of the year. There's such a pressure to be extra-social <3 to all those you don't necessarily like. And then, those you'll really miss...well, you know, it's just sad to leave them. And you're so full of optimism for the next year, but because of the travesty also known as Sophomore Year, my hopes are low. Low hopes=low disappointments, but it never works for me because secretly?

My hope lives on.

<3,

--Chelsea.

I just spewed an organ. Take ze quiz!

LIFE MAKES ME HAPPY!!!!

<3,

--Chelsea.

Seven days too many.

I completely adore John Krasinski. Really. Jim and Pam on the Office are my favorite pairing du jour. OMG IT GIVES ME HOPE! I cried at the end of the Office season finale. Got teary eyed. Same difference.

I trekked all over campus today...twice!...to get my yearbook. I was denied. Twice.

It's Friday, I'm in love!

I wish.

I like the Libertines. This suprises me, as the lead singer is Pete Doherty, alias Kate Moss's one time boytoy, alias drug addict. Ooooh but I love "What Katie Did". Makes me dance like a loon like loon tablets.

MY AMAZON ORDER IS MIA!

If I were the world's fastest woman, I would run everywhere. Few exceptions.

Second from left. Wow, I love that show. <333333333. It has surpassed the British version, simply because A. I can understand the jokes and B. Jim is tres mignon. He's not photogenic either. Awww how cute.

OMG OPI AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

I'm so lonely. I should get a dozen more cats.

Meow.

Woo hoo, Brittanie's shindig tomorrow! It should be fun. Let's hope. Eighties dressing, should be exciting...although hopefully I won't look like this:

Minus the Steven Tyler.

I love Betsey Johnson.

And the yeah yeah yeahs.

Mais je n'aime pas Christopher Paolini.

Mais j'aime...Horrie? Whatever.

Bon weekend.

<3,

--Chelsea.

OFFFFFFFFFFF MOMMMMMEEENNNNTTTUUUUMMMM.

Go download Neko Case.

<3,

--Chelsea.

12 DAYS.

From http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/article/ds32103.html:

Cruise commented: "Katie is a young girl's name. Her name is Kate now she's a child-bearing woman."

You know...he kinda scares me. A lot.

Sienna Miller is designing jeans. Blech.

The entire HOUSE smells of ANT KILLER after I came home on a Tom Cruise-esque crazy spree. Actually, I went into the bathroom to discover a colony of ants, and got really freaked out.

Then they were in my room, attacking my window.

It was like something out of a horror movie.

Le sigh. I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE. I'm so stressed, and Ms. Hilgers is literally assigning the WHOLE TEXTBOOK in the next two weeks.

And we have to dissect things.

And FCAT is le gay.Even more than usual.

And le OPI is coming.

And then just general EXAMS.

Rilo Kiley is the type of music I see myself crying into alcoholic beverages to.

Le sigh.

How can 18 days seem so long?

<3,

--Chelsea.

But this made me laugh a lot.

Fugging Impossible III

From left to right:

Maggie Q: "Just don't look at him. If you don't look at him, he can't hurt you."

Simon Pegg: "I'm so uncomfortable right now. Why is he HERE? Shouldn't he be home with his baby?  I wonder if this shirt makes me look washed out. I bet it does. JESUS HE MAKES ME SO NERVOUS."

JJ Abrams: "I'm not even going to face toward him. I can't believe that asshat ruined my movie before it even came out.  I wish Jack Bristow was real. Jack Bristow would KICK TOM CRUISE'S ASS SO HARD.  And then Lena Olin would show up and HELP HIM. They'd TORTURE THE SHIT OUT OF HIM. MAN. I'm just going to write that scene for my own amusement.  Shit, does that mean I'm writing fanfic? Not if no one finds out about it, right? I can't believe he's here. He told me he wasn't coming. Jesus. How did this all go so wrong?"

Michelle Monaghan: "I wonder if I can just really subtlely back away from him. Do you think he notices how much I look like Katie Holmes? But he would never confuse us, would he? No, of course not. God, maybe I should pretend to be sick and just lock myself in my room."

Tom Cruise: "I TRIMMED MY BANGS WITH A FLOWBIE!"

Keri Russell: "Way to totally eff up my big blockbuster summer movie role, MAVERICK. I hate your stupid fucking girl bangs. I can't even look at you."

Jonathan Rhys Meyers: "Well, this is awkward."

from http://gofugyourself.typepad.com/go_fug_yourself/

<3,

--Chelsea.